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A few points to wrap up about Brandon’s parents trip. Grammar and clothing should they be mutually exclusive? What happens with our parents stuff: we make the hard decisions. We don’t talk about “issues” because there’s too many of them, but we hit on campus protests and the rap beef wars fairly quick. Stuff watched and reviewed: Harry Potter 5-7.5, Fallout, Unfrosted and Tom Brady Roast. As a way to better your week: No Bad Day’s.    

Brandon’s parents visit. What is a berth and other nautical terms. Places to visit in the wonderful San Fernando Valley. Credere says no to booze and yes to exercise. Beverage minute takes us down a rabbit hole with laughs along the way (i puked writing that). Filming on a green screen and where AI is headed in the film industry. White people fun and games. Brandon’s review and spoiler of Civil War is cut short by Credere agreeing to go see it. So make sure to see Civil War this week and join us next time for a boisterous good time.

Welcome friends to a fun episode where we discuss (but not limited to): Empathy & channeling stress, the imminent threat of nuclear war is old news, bath bomb instructions, being around people of the same race. Brandon doesn’t want to say the n word so he replaces it with Rumpelstilskin. 418 is the new 420. Black Hippy and 2024 album reviews. Relaxed fit vs slim fit, new dad jeans and Copper Joe Biden arm sleeves. What a doozy!    

Our Annual 420 Episode - We try to convince you that you don’t have to be an inconvenience. Old people will wait. Car talk.  Wrestlemania 40 recap and Brandon may fully be back into wrestling. Monday Night Wars series on Peacock (we keep going back). BMF belt and UFC 300. Why doesn’t the Arclight exist anymore? Moment of silence for our favorite theater. Get High or Don't, Responsibly.

The boys take us inside the world before internet porn and how beautiful Mrs Hillary was. The Vegas shooting and the cover up. North Korean hole in ones and Putin’s height. Old days of dispensaries. Kong x Godzilla review and pros and cons of 4DX. Shopping and knowing what you want. We came with the goods this week players.

Brandon has been speaking in olde English as of late, Credere champions it. White Men Can’t Jump 32 years old and hood theaters. Shout outs to our moms. Old lady massage. DJ Burns Jr and the fun of the NCAA tournament. Oooo Weeee Review: Pabsts and Emerald Fire OG. The Gentleman tv series review. Four years of sobriety. 

She never made the podcast but long time listener Jill the Thrill had a tumultuous trip. Women that smoke ooo weee. Blue Face strain. We break up with our chiropractor. Palisades, Pasadena, and Huntington Garden. Shit water and the state of retail in 2024. Roadhouse the Jake Gyllenhal film we refuse to watch. The original isn’t that great but we still love it. Should Brandon “drop knowledge”? Let us know! Liquorlicensepodcast@gmail.com IG: liquor_license_podcast

Guests are incoming to Brandon’s place so it’s in tip top shape as Credere takes notice. Getting a black stone grill for free. Spring Break Fo Eva Year 7 of that reference. We then discuss what classifies a movie as an A B or lower, remember this is our grading system not some school learnt stuff. Then we grade: Noah, Dumb Money, Yesterday, and recap Dynasty.

The title is just something said because Brandon was 50mg deep in a St Ides. We declare LL to be the show Bone Thugs is discussed the most and if you tuned in for that: buckle up.  Mas Dame Mas. Mr Worldwide and Credere hasn’t been to a nightclub in twenty plus years. Rejects vs New Boys vs a Jerk. UFC fight and the 5 closure; real fun stuff. Tennis elbow blues but worse Zoom call. 

The podcast team is worried about your health so they offer some tips and products to help. Watching Super Mario Bros movie and Mario in general. A Jonah Hill joint and Napoleon both stink. How much movies cost vs box office. Car shows and street takeovers are not something we know anything about. Dinner at Vitello’s and Dame Mas. Mexican restaurants stop with the dance floor. MJs deal with Epcot Center.

Harlem Globetrotter-ish baseball teams are flooding the south. Our dad’s sins of the past and our proactive nature canceling those demons. 84ers a new group cluster of suspended maturity adults that buy Ray Bans. Check out Party Down and MI: Dead Reckoning. Maybe skip anything Adam Sandler.

We may have a new podcast name soon. The NBA Allstar weekend; what it used to be and what it became. Stupid Brandon side bits: his wife’s last name and losing a tooth. Credere’s dental awareness and credit card knowledge. Kooky pirate vs pirates booty: a rehashing of gay bar vs strip club. Movie reviews: Fury Road (again), Killer of the Flower Moon and Clerks III. More like Bradley Pooper. 

          Super Bowl 58 is over and we have to talk about it (no it’s not LL Sports). Who’s a Killer in the NFL? Stafford hate. People you’re closest to don’t appreciate your art until a broader audience does. Work friends as you age. Brandon’s place looks like the Ms Jackson video after the recent rain. Tom Arnold doing stand up kinda and The Ice House special guest.

Media Day from Liquor License studios. First announcement: Credere is not a sex god but more a sex doctor. Then We talk local radio stations, songs that question leaving LA, music while tanning and True Detective 4. The 2024 Grammys and shout out to Snoop Dogg. The evolution of power bars and energy drinks. Guinness Book of Records has gone too far: fast rap and oldest dog battle.

Brandon is on a Bill Maher kick, he explains. Credere got his ass kicked four times one of those was over a misplaced Nintendo cartridge. Living in 2024: the pros (for once). Customer service may become a hot commodity. The new fridge finally. Driving through LA and actually enjoying it. Shout out to Luke and the Comedy Store.

  Brandon mourns the death of his sports fandom. The Bills are a “Buffalo 9”. It’s not all sports but we make picks. Toothsome Candy Factory review. Tales from the liquor store: 13 year old stabbing, crazy people admitting to losing their minds, black guy butt cheeks, and underpolicing. Old people and collections. Arclight shout out and Credere’s menu while seeing a film round out this laugh filled episode.

Often invited special guest: DJ joins LL. We discuss trip here to LA. Shout out to official sponsor 716itgroup.com and Paulie for also being out here for the Bills game (small sports segment, cmon it’s short). LA’s fake housing solution. Rewatch Sideways because Brandon realized why he hated it so much: his own self loathing. White guy movie vs just a guys movie. White people’s anthem is there one? Put on your Stacey Adams and find out on this special edition of LL.

Well look at us dedicating an episode to Katt Williams las† week and he went viral, we didn't. Yet Where was Katt right and what makes sense from Club Shay Shay interview. Women's winter fashion minute. Howard Stern and Sirius radio days. Foreigners wear tight shit. The Connors and offensive plant/animal names. Can you be sexually assaulted in the metaverse? What is the metaverse? Your hosts answer these hard hitting questions and pontificate on Olive Gardens new tag line.

Playoff Preview for that Ass! 

Its a new year so why not discuss porn genres. A serious question about "21 Questions". People who make background music have it made. DJ Shadow: Brandon's history with the man and his music. Applebees: Eating Mediocre in the Neighborhood. Katt Williams stand up concert tour. Bigger Jordan enthusiasts: hispanics or black. New Years wishes to all of you and your families. This is the year to tell a friend about LL, then you can discuss the stuff that we badly discussed.